Wednesday, November 25, 2009

I make guys have to pee, girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people loo

celebrities.



I turn pancakes brown



And make your champane bubble.



If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.



If you look at me, you'll pop.



Can you guess the riddle?



I make guys have to pee, girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like....

light?



I make guys have to pee, girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like....

No, I can't.



I make guys have to pee, girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like....

I've heard this one and I can't remember the answer. Is it wind?



I make guys have to pee, girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like....

cold/ strong wind / air



I make guys have to pee, girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like....

time



I make guys have to pee, girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like....

No or time.



I make guys have to pee, girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like....

the answer is NO



I make guys have to pee, girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like....

pressure.



I make guys have to pee, girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like....

This isnt complete but the answer is pressure:



Polar bears are white because the pressure at the poles is low, so they have to be able to absorb heat.



Pressure makes you cry if it's too much.



Pressure in your bladder makes you have to pee.



Peer pressure makes girls comb their hair...Otherwise we wouldn't bother!



Celebrities usually crack under pressure.



Many normal people will shine under pressure.



Pancakes turn brown thanks to pressure generated by the heat.



Champagne will bubble until the pressure of the carbonation has disappeared.



If you squeeze something under pressure, BAM, there it goes.



If you are 'looking' at pressure, you're in it, like in an airplane, and your ears pop.



I make guys have to pee, girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like....

the answer is no.



the last question reveals the riddle answer as it asks you "can you guess the riddle?"



and you can't, because it's too hard...



so you would say "no".



also, any kindergarten kid would say this answer anyway.



and harvard graduates wouldn't because they'd think there was more to it than just a simple answer.



mad, eh!

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