I'm having trouble with this riddle my older brother gave me..?

I turn polar bears white

and I will make you cry.

I make guys have to pee

and girls comb their hair.

I make celebrities look stupid

and normal people look like celebrities.

I turn pancakes brown

and make your champane bubble.

If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.

If you look at me, you'll pop.

Can you guess the riddle?

Supposedly;

97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out,

but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less.

Please help me! I don't know!!

I'm having trouble with this riddle my older brother gave me..?

No, the answer is simply "no"

There is no question until the last line: "Can you guess the riddle?" That is the question, that is the only question to answer, you cannot answer the rest of the riddle because

1. They're not questions, they're statements

2. There is no definite answer that works for all of those statements, no pressure does not work, time does not work, carbon dioxide does not work, not for all of them.

As for the very end of the ridlle... 97% of Harvard grads get this wrong... how many college grads much less Harvard grads do you know who would simply reply "no"? 84% of kindergarten students get this right because the only answer they know to say is "no".

Heh, was a good one!

I'm having trouble with this riddle my older brother gave me..?

This riddle has been asked a thousand times already on Y/A, but the answer is 'no'.

I'm having trouble with this riddle my older brother gave me..?

Oh yeah I have heard this oen...........forgot the answer tho

I'm having trouble with this riddle my older brother gave me..?

no

I'm having trouble with this riddle my older brother gave me..?

im thinking the sun or light

I'm having trouble with this riddle my older brother gave me..?

i know the answer is NO...but i don't get it...

I'm having trouble with this riddle my older brother gave me..?

The answer is Time.

I'm having trouble with this riddle my older brother gave me..?

i heard that the answer was "pressure". i still dont see how it turns polar bears white though... hope this helps...

I'm having trouble with this riddle my older brother gave me..?

very cute hadn't heard that before